Scratch the last entry. : Tonight
= best night ever. Or at least the funniest…
It was mean, I’ll admit it, but if I had to go back in time I would still do it. My only regret is that I won’t get to see the expression on his face in the morning.
Kristen, Marissa, and I went to Jeff’s apartment after it got dark and saran wrapped his car. There’s so much of the stuff on it that he’s going to have to take scissors to it. Before we did that though we stopped by the store and made our own special stink bomb. Oh how it reeked
. We had crab salad, dressings, onions, and the stuff from the drip bucket under the meat case…and of course we microwaved it. We put it in a bowl under his front seat so he’ll be able to find it easily and take it out without any of it actually spilling into the car but still…his car is going to smell like none other.
That is our payback. That is for every argument, for every time he dumped water or ice on us, for every time he called one of us a slut or a bitch or a cunt, for every time he made Marissa cry, and for snapping Kristen so hard with a towel that he left a bruise. It may have been mean and maybe we shouldn’t have done but gosh dang if it didn’t feel good.
I only wish I had a picture...